| (Published: Sat, 16 Aug 2008 18:30:01 -0400) |
| The Prodigal Prince Fred, (Tasmanian Fred, Royal Spoiled Brat) |
The Prodigal Prince Fred,
(Tasmanian Fred, Royal Spoiled Brat)
THE SETTING Luke 15:11 "There was a man who had two sons.
Far away, long before children had beds,
There lived a Tasmanian 'Devil' named "Fred"
Prince Frederick the Fifth, Son of Frederick the Fourth
Who ruled |
| Author: Troy Nilsson |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Sun, 03 Aug 2008 18:30:02 -0400) |
| How To Cash In On Your ‘Ailment Capital' |
Right after the president won his re-election bid for the White House, he made an interesting comment. He said he was going to spend his "political capital" wisely.
At first, I did not understand what he was talking about, but then I began to think about it. All his work in getting re-elected |
| Author: Rev. James L. Snyder |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Wed, 23 Jul 2008 06:30:06 -0400) |
| IT'S MERRY-MAKING MAY NATURALLY! |
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005
IT'S MERRY-MAKING MONTH MAY NATURALLY!
-- Eccentric events and odd occasions to celebrate in May 2005 --
Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and edited by Lord Earl Craboon
When the odd flibbertygibbet or two is flattened beyond recogniti |
| Author: Beatrice Blitterless & Earl Craboon |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Sat, 19 Jul 2008 00:30:01 -0400) |
| What?!? No bananas? |
"Where are your bananas?" It seemed like a logical question to ask. For all of my forty trips around the sun, bananas were a key item to place in the grocery cart. For the first time I could recall, the banana bin was empty. So I asked a store worker where the bananas were.
"We don't have any |
| Author: David Leonhardt |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Wed, 09 Jul 2008 12:30:01 -0400) |
| Quirk Wars |
Quirks.
We all have ‘em.
In one form or the other.
Examples proliferate.
Some quirky writers write one sentence paragraphs...
Okay, okay, I'll stop! Y'all gotta admit I had ya there for a second. I thought I'd take a shot this week at writing about people's quirk |
| Author: Ed Williams |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Sun, 06 Jul 2008 18:30:01 -0400) |
| Sensational new evidence proving origins of Teddy Boys |
Sensational cover up exposed, original Teddy Boys
were really bears all the time.
Thanks to this exclusive Stiffsteiffs exposé,
Teddy Boys make their comeback.
Everyone thinks rock and roll kicked off Teddy Boys,
but the very name should give you a clue.
This pair, Ph |
| Author: malcolm james pugh |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 12:30:01 -0400) |
| The day my computer died |
| I've always been a skeptic when it comes to technology, especially computers and the Information Age. I used to think it was crazy how people would put their total faith into a machine, some even more so than in their faith in humanity. Human beings are flawed, imperfect creatures. I say this in a p |
| Author: Jesse S. Somer |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Thu, 19 Jun 2008 12:30:01 -0400) |
| The Fine Line Between Strategy And Luck: Pro Battleship Tour |
I've covered the U.S. Professional Battleship Tour since its beginning in February 2005. I know that's not a lot of time for this sport, but believe you me, I can't think of a more backbreaking or grueling sport to watch, cover or think about.
What is Professional Battleship? It's making a li |
| Author: Dusty Applegate |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:30:01 -0400) |
| Top 10 Reasons Why Conservatives Love George W. Bush |
Ten Reasons Why Conservatives Love George W. Bush
A satirical and humorous look at the man conservatives dub one of the greatest chief executives to occupy the White House
10. Great Articulation. During his press conferences I've yet to hear the president mispronounce a word or desecr |
| Author: Peggy Butler |
| Directory: Humor |
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| (Published: Wed, 04 Jun 2008 06:30:01 -0400) |
| Quotes and Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 2 |
"bless her heart" - said after making a negative comment about someone "She is not too smart, bless her heart"
"he's like a one-legged man in an a__-kicking contest" - someone is working hard, but getting nothing accomplished
"off like a herd of turtles"
"love in a cottage is he__ in a hut" |
| Author: Lisa Jay |
| Directory: Humor |
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